Guy Breaks Into Car and Leaves Note Behind - Here's the kicker - he was just letting the rightful owner know he left love stains in his backseat [RegretfulMorning]
Michael Jackson was at the Lakers game the other night - Prince Michael Jackson that is. Oh and George Lopez too if you're into that. [TMZ]
Horrible Choices in Tattoos Alert - This guy's back looks like some punk's denim jacket in the '80s [inlinethumb24]
The Best Limo Ever - Now get your meat hooks off me. [oHAYthur]
Man Lays on Tracks and Films Train Passing Over Him - Do it face up next time, ya pansy [Gizmodo]
68 photos of Olivia Munn - I don't really need to sell you on this, do I? [buzzfeed]