It was considered a major triumph by the right wing when Mayor Michael Bloomberg paid more attention, allocated more manpower and spent more money cleaning up one park than Wall Street itself.
Suddenly at dawn, things took a dramatic turn for the worse at Occupy Moscow. Over 100,000,000 were arrested.
Meanwhile, at Occupy Vegas, there were mixed results. Occupy representatives met with city and police officials but found themselves down by 30 large.
Mayor Bloomberg's office added, "It's not our fault their badges aren't big enough to include 'Wall Street' after 'To Serve and Protect'."
Wall Street was literally occupied by orangutans inspired by Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Tx Governor Rick Perry is stumped when asked at the last Republican debate where Occupy Wall Street started.
At the same debate things hardly went better for Herman Cain. Here, the Republican presidential candidate eventually gives up after being asked by a reporter if he could find the planet earth on a globe.
Even those in the white slavery business are offering early spectacular deals this coming Black Friday.
Actual royalty meets impotent royalty. Guess which is which.
Republican wet dream #1965: black people not voting.
"Hello, this is NStar. How may we help you?" A typical commute to work for Jerry Bruckheimer.
The Invisible Man joins forces with First Lady Michelle Obama and her fight against childhood obesity by imploring children to eat more produce.
Minutes after President Obama delivered a dusk speech at Kapolei, Hawaii, the headline at Drudge read, "Sun sets on Obama administration."
A cloud covers this Faroe island Litla Dimun, making its top too foggy to penetrate. It's slated to be renamed Perry Island.
"Yeah, kid, the picture will start in a minute but first you have to step inside. C'mon, you can trust me. I'm the Lion King."
