StewBrad Site Features Rubix Cube-Faced Woman, Whack Things

What does maybe-former Eagles starting MLB Stewart Bradley think is whack? Well, among others: lesbians who look like Justin Beiber, floods, dogs with snow boots, fatty pizzas, kids smoking, and People hating on Tom Brady's hair.

Gotta respect the subtle Kung-Fu reference, though.

Website Review: Roger Goodell Edition

Yes, that's a pic of John Madden asking for one of everything on the menu. I'm sure you're not surprised.

I love Goodell's face in this pic.  You can practically read his thoughts through his expression. "Maybe if I just hit this mammoth idiot with a blunt object I can shut him off.  But then how will I kill myself?  God, what the fuck am I doing at a TAKE OUT Chili's in bumblefuck Pennsylvania with John Madden??  I'M AN IMPORTANT MAN!"

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's website has a running blog complete with pics of his trip to each teams' training camp. What you may be surprised to see is how shitty his site actually is. I'm not exactly sure what I was expecting, but it's really sad. He's the Commissioner of the most prominent sporting league in the Americas. You’d think his shit would be a little better put together and presented. 

The stories from each camp visit are uneventful at best, and the Twitter feed really doesn't give anyone a reason to follow at all. And let's not even get into the awful Photoshop of Goodell at Lambeau Field in the site's banner. MS Paint would’ve been a much better choice.
 
So yeah, don't waste your time. This website doesn't really offer you anything in the way of an interesting perspective or entertainment whatsoever.  The only part of the site that was worth looking at were the back-to-back posts featuring Madden's feeding times. Here's a blurb:

"We're holding out hope for a Chili's," the driver of the Madden Cruiser called back to Roger Goodell.

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 Madden was on the phone when we passed a sign showing Chili's at the next exit, but wasn't clear if was a sit-down or takeout version.  As Madden got off the phone, he said, "So what's the deal with Chili's?"" [Time for a pitstop]

We also learn in that story that John Madden loves tuna fish.  Enthralling.

If you still want more, you can see Madden getting ready to further raise his risk of heart disease amongst the Rest Stop truckers HERE.

Athlete Website Review!

Periodically, TheWizWit will be bringing an athlete’s website to light. Some sites may be good. Most will be terrible. But it's the learning experience that will bring us all together.

So without further ado, let's get to our review of Trevor Laws' site http://www.trevor-laws.com/! You know, before he gets cut.


Let me first say that, by all accounts, Trevor Laws seems like a pretty down to earth and genuinely nice guy. He takes time to answer all his fan's questions (there’s surprisingly a lot) and does so with actual answers instead of one word responses. It's good to see his fame modest NFL paycheck hasn't gone to his head.

Now that we have gotten that out of the way - this website is downright turrible. From a design standpoint, it's actually pretty decent. Then Trevor adds in his content and it quickly turns to dookie.

My favorite part of this website is the 'Club 93 Store'. The T-shirts are FANtastic. Check out the 'Obey the Laws' shirt. You know you want one.

Or maybe you're more into the personal logo Trevor has plastered all over his page. I know a few gentlemen that would KILL to have a shirt with an outline of Trevor Law's scraggly hair and scruffy beard. KILL I tell you!

Need a birthday gift idea? $20 will net you a Trevor Laws 3 point stance autographed photo! And by ‘birthday’, I really meant ‘gag’.

Trevor also has a slew of videos posted on his blog. Since highlights of his pro career do not exist, it’s full of videos ranging from high school highlights, to his wrestling matches, to his singing of his homecoming song. I honestly didn’t bother watching any of them, but all are riveting I’m sure.

All in all, I can’t fault Trevor for trying to ‘get his’. Even if he doesn't sell one autographed mini helmet at $40, he still can use this site as a way to interact and give back to his fans. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that he dedicated each tackle in 2009 to a fan. All 10 of you are lucky and should cherish that.

I'll leave you with Trevor's signature quote as it appears on his site, "Lets Do Work. Superbowl homeboy." Superbowl ineed sir. But only if you obey the laws.

PS - I'm pretty sure Trevor Laws LOVES weed.