Your 'Black Freckles' Rap

Here's the latest from DJ Steve Porter in the form of his Blake Griffin Rap. In all honesty, this wasn't one of Porter's better works, but this one has a bunch of dunks so that has to account for something. Plus it's a reason to further push our nickname for Blake Griffin. Give it a try - you know it's fun to say.

Black Freckles will catch on. Just you wait.

Don't Get Stuck Like A Cactus

I was right there with the SEO Rapper, but he lost me when he suggested I pay 300 dollars for something. I ignore my real job for hours a day to entertain you people. You see any ads on this page? We do this shit for free mayne! Ok, just kidding, if anyone does want to advertise here, please send us an email with a bunch of dollar signs in the subject. We're totally worth it.

But for real, let me get mo' serious with you for a second. If you actually listen to what this guy is rapping about, it's all true. I can't even make fun of him - the guy knows what he's talking about and sounds halfway decent doing it. The SEO Rapper is the truth, son!

[h/t Videogum]