So the Delaware Valley is the worst in the country when it comes to arson, taxes, and abortion. Sure high taxes really sting my butthole, but I suppose things could be worse. At least we don't have to deal with a bunch of horse fuckers from Washington or are forced to look at a bunch of uglies from North Dakota. And is anyone surprised Alaska has the worst suicide rate?
U-S-A! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!!
[pleated-jeans]
